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Step Two: Acquire turbine engine
Step Three: Route turbine intake to underside of car
Step Four: Route exhaust to roof
Step Five: Hit the brakes and use your now absurd amount of static downforce to continualy prove people’s ideas about safe following distances wrong.
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step six: check your health plan it if covers skin grafts
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This sounds dangerous.
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Danger is my second middle name. Right after “Alphonse”
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Alphonse “the Danger” OneElectronic.
I honestly have no idea. But the name sounds cool so... Yeah. No? Ok.
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“can you see me? TOO CLOSE, MOFO”