Step One: Buy FWD shitbox

Kinja'd!!! "TheOnelectronic" (theoneelectronic)
07/15/2015 at 23:41 • Filed to: None

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Step Two: Acquire turbine engine

Step Three: Route turbine intake to underside of car

Step Four: Route exhaust to roof

Step Five: Hit the brakes and use your now absurd amount of static downforce to continualy prove people’s ideas about safe following distances wrong.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > TheOnelectronic
07/15/2015 at 23:48

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step six: check your health plan it if covers skin grafts


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheOnelectronic
07/15/2015 at 23:52

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This sounds dangerous.


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
07/15/2015 at 23:56

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Danger is my second middle name. Right after “Alphonse”


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheOnelectronic
07/15/2015 at 23:58

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Alphonse “the Danger” OneElectronic.

I honestly have no idea. But the name sounds cool so... Yeah. No? Ok.


Kinja'd!!! Entropic Force > TheOnelectronic
07/16/2015 at 01:07

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“can you see me? TOO CLOSE, MOFO”